Well, the good news is that after years of careful negotiation, we are going on to the mains water supply. So those of you who have, over the years, put up with dark brown baths , pleas to save water (yes we did once have a hot summer) and peculiar tea , can breath a sigh of relief. Personally we really like our nice pure hill water, but the E.U. doesn't like the colour.

Mains pipe runs along the bottom of the garden, but nothing is easy these days and we can't just ask Scottish Water to connect us. We have to chose a provider, and he negotiates with Glasgow, who negotiate with Lochgilphead, who put it on the back of their desk and forget about it. Until one day they panicked and calculated that if you all did the washing at the same time the village would run dry! A £1700 pressure test was proposed which we refused to contemplate, so they saw how silly they were and at last sent the co-ordinates of where we were to join the pipe. It turned out to be in the middle of the burn. So Mr Gull and Adam are just digging away where they see fit, and in due course (probably another 6 months) it will all be up and running.

So I can promise you a warm winter as one reason for this was that the water kept freezing up last Christmas .